Soper Haiku - Feature

CottonBalls

Scrutineering Bay

Not that it's any of
my business

Notes from the
Cellar

Across the Border

Focal Point

Home

Mail to a friend

Penalty Box

Family and friends

Postcards from the
edge

Index

Back

Soper Haiku

Steve Soper achieved legendary status in 1999 for his approach to press

conferences. In a tribute to this our newest contributor, Lotso Guano, has

penned this homage to the great man.

Brake Dancing

Soper at Laguna

Steve........careful, there's been a crash........ Dave........I know............it was me.

Authorised Version

I wanted to go left
But the bloody thing wouldn't turn
So I went right

You asked what happene...

Lotso Guano, 2003